Hmmmmm....

Dare I?

Wear all black tonight?

I very well may.

‘Cause that’s how I roll, Tootsie....

Big weekend, pampie-frassers.

Heute abend ‘Pepp’s is popping over to finish HP 4 and to nosh curried veggies mit rice. (I swear that I’m no addict) Then we spirit away to meet ‘Dino and Grimey to see how their radio debut went. (Which I should probably pimp: Listen tonight from 6-7pm on 107.1 "Undiscovered Diva’s" to hear them frass. If you like’em, vote at their website. I now return you to my regularly scheduled madness) Then we spirit squared because "Oops…sorry we can’t stay. You see we have a pair of super secret tickets to attend the Guthrie Opening Night Gala."

What’s that you say?

How...Baby P, pray tell, did you get in? How? Please...tell!

Did you "move heaven and earth" to get there? F#ck an usher? After hearing so much frass about how it's so important that you, as a working actor, need to capitalize on these opportunities...lest you not be taken seriously. How, for the love of GODDESS did you manage to get into the opening-night-gala of the illustrious "Ikea on the River"...instead of, say, washing your hair? Did you ssssseeeellll your ssssooooulllll?

Fuck no.

Roommie has a part time gig working in sales at the new G. The funny thing is, I’d actually forgotten that he even invited me until I ran into him this morning. I know, I know...sarcasm aside. I’m a bad actor. And a bad schmoozer. I won't leave your side, sploosher.

Sats I was thinking about MOA-ing for that Renny Renny Buck Buck preview, but then remembered "Fuck…I have fringe-hearsal" and later that night I believe Ry-gonn hooked me up w/comps to "We Gotta P0rn0"…(If you read this, break a leg buddy)



Sunday? 100% pure frass. Landscaping…and if the weather holds I’m gonna try my hand at cement mixing. We’ll see. Hoooooo Boy we’ll see.

Have a good weekend ladeez and gents. Relax if you can…I won’t be.

> : (

ps: Please tell me y'all are doing something more fun?