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1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? There are no doors on my closet, dear Liza.
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Yes.
3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room? If, by "it" you mean steal the soap, yes.
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? Yes
5. Do you like to use post-it notes? Yes
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Always
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? A swarm of bears.
9. Do you always smile for pictures? No. Pouty Petunia's make for funny pictures.
10. What is your biggest pet peeve? People who take things/themselves too seriously. Lighten up. Don't be so sensitive. And people who are disrespectful, judgemental, or arrogant. People who revel in those traits need to be slapped. And I have just the mangled open palm to do it with.
11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Out
12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? No
13. Have you ever peed in the woods? Does a swarm of bears s#it in the woods?
14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? Always. It’s beautiful
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? Yes
16. How many people have you slept with this week? If by "slept with" you mean steal hotel soap-None.
17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins? No
18. What is your "Song of the week"? "Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley. Or "Sunday Morning Frassy Pampies" by Maroon 5
19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? 1984 called. Don Johnson wants his shirt back
20. Do you still watch cartoons? Oh. Yes.
21. Whats your favorite scary movie? Just one? Does "Jaws" count?
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? On the Isla Del Monte Cristo
23. What do you drink with dinner? This…is the dumbest question yet.
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? I’ll pass. Gimme the satay skewers with peanut sauce. 25. What is your favorite food/ cuisine? Seafood/Asian
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Original Trilogy Star Wars, Ghostbusters, LoTR, etc...
27. Last person you kissed/kissed you? Moses
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Yup
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? In a Will Ferrell way, yeah. (Airbrushed abdominal muscles are hot.)
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? My brother’s birthday card?
31. Can you change the oil on a car? Yup.
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Yup
33. Ran out of gas? Beewoop Beewoop…already answered this one. 1st car.
34. Favorite kind of sandwich? Grilled chicken, marinated in something yummers
35. Best thing to eat for breakfast? Egg Beaters with a lot of vegetables
36. What is your usual bedtime? My bedtime is unusual
37. Are you lazy? Terribly
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for halloween? Spider Man, Peter Venkman, Indiana Jones, A bunny
40. How many languages can you speak? English fluently. Followed by German (conversational) and tiny smatterings of Spanish, Japanese, and Chinese. I'd love to be a polyglot.
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? No
42.Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Legos
43. Are you stubborn? This question is racist
44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman? Who?
45. Ever watch soap operas? No
46. Afraid of heights? No
47. Sing in the car? Yes
48. Dance in the shower? If by "Dance" you mean "Have Sex", yes.
49. Dance in the car? If by "Dance", you mean "Have Sex", then yes.
50. Ever used a gun? Yup
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Does the photo booth in Wall Drug count?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Nope. I think Cheese is delicious.
53. Is christmas stressful? It’s my motherfuckin’ birthday, bitches! Remember this year, ‘kay? 54. Ever eat a pierogie? Yup.
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Apfel or Blueberry. I like cheesecake better.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Forensic pathologist, freelance photographer for the "Daily Bugle", US Army Special Forces, an Archeologist (Until I found out they don’t usually wear fedora’s or carry bullwhips) Huey Lewis, a Ninja, a Magician, a Ghostbuster. My brain rank is #1.
57. Do you believe in ghosts? Of course.
58. Ever have a deja vu feeling? Totally…have you asked me this question before? That’s soooo weird.
59. Take a vitamin daily? Several. Multi-vit for active boys, Echinacea, Ginseng, NO2 (Cycled tri-weekly) and occasionally sublingual B12 drops.
61. Wear a bath robe? Yeah.
62. What do you wear to bed? Regular boxers, or raw.
63. First concert? "Weird Al" Yankovic at Valleyfair. Geef was at the same one.
64. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart? Pamida.
65. Nike or Adidas? Old School Puma’s
66.Cheetos Or Fritos? Baked Tostito’s, bitches.
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Sunflower Seeds, Mulder.
68. Ever hear of, "gorp"? Yup. It’s awesome.
69. Ever take dance lessons? Yeah. Shup.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? That would mean marriage. And that would be: Frass-No.
71. Do you have a crush on someone right now? Shhhhh, I no tell!
72. Ever won a spelling bee? Yup. I remember every fucking word I messed up, too. Fucking "Remembering"…fucking "Mackerel"…so I spelled it "Macker-AL"…the Oxford English version CLEARly states that that is an acceptable spelling. District 279 bitches.
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? I don’t know if I can cry any more.
74. Own any record albums? Quite a few, actually.
75. Own a record player? Somewhere?
76. Regularly burn incense? Yeah. I’m a hippy.
77. Ever been in love? I love everyone. I’m a lover.
78. Who would you like to see in concert? Prince
79. What was your last concert you saw? Sia
80. Hot tea or cold tea? Hot, please.
81. Paris or Nicole? I’d like to visit Paris someday.
82.Favorite kind of cookie? Chocolate Chip
83.Can you swim well? Fuck, yes. I’m part dolphin.
84.Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose? What?
85. Are you patient? Yes and No.
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? I’m not going to be able to get away from this, am I? Band.
87.Ever won a contest? Yup. I ate more raw oysters than RSvP once.
88. Ever have plastic surgery? No. Deal with my looks, people.
89. Which are better, black or green olives? Black. On Pizza
90.Can you knit or crochet? Crotch-it?
91. Best room for a fireplace? Den
92. Do you want to get married? #92 is really getting on my nerves.
93. Last Wedding you went to? My best friend Ry-gonn.
94. Who was your HS crush? Who wasn’t? I was a crusher.
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? No. Quit yer bitchin.
96. Do you have kids? Nopers
97. Do you want kids? Not really.
98. Whats your favorite color(s)? Blue
99. Do you miss anyone right now? Not really.
100. Who do you wanna see right now? A winning lottery ticket.