Y’all know I’m nuts about food. And I have the tendency to fixate on it. (Even if my appetite still isn’t quite back to where it used to be.)
The past several days on my morning commute, I drive past the BK on Lowry and Warshington…and I’ve been fighting the overwhelming urge to head to the drive through and get a gawdamn croissan’wich. I even hate saying croissan’wich. I still want one. Or find a McD’s and get a frassin Egg McMuffin. Or brefkist biscuit sandwich.
Even worse?
I wanted to try one of those heart stopping Ginormous Meatwich Breakfast Sammiches. The one I railed against a few months ago? Seems like a pretty good idea right now. Yessireee that 7,000 calorie jobbie which I imagine would cause my system to automatically shut down. After I was dead, with all the nitrites and preservatives in me, I’d probably keep up rather well as a corpse. Prop my ginormous meatwiched self up at the Science Museum next to the mummy. (I can just hear the smart kids asking the docent: "Is that australopithicus? Cro-magnon Man? Neanderthal?"/"No. This is a well-preserved specimen of 'Meatwich Man'"/"Oooooooooooooo. He still has cheese in his fingernails")
This jones has probably been brought on by the fact that I’m nursing a mild wine hangover. Sooooo: Grease is the word, knowwhutI’msaying?
(Grumble frass…back to my blueberry yogurt. Frass)
OH DAMN- Famous Daves Breakfast/Brunch Buffet! UN-limited eggs and bacon…Mmmmmmmm baaacon. Is there anything you can’t do?
7 comments:
Muppet News Flash:
My Indian co-worker hooked me up with Chenna Marsala (Lentil's in a bean gravy) and Roti. This, folks, is NOT after bar food.
Still, tasty curry. Fo damn sho.
So dieticians say that you should not give up foods that you crave. Just eat it in moderation. If your body is craving it, you just might need it. Grease is not a bad thing, just too much is a bad thing.
tqjvbic-take jove bic? But he really needs to shave!
I fell to the overwhelming power of $0.35 wing night at Tracy's last night... oh, they're so good.
So... it's ok that I ate crappy pizza last night at Mancini's, cuz my body needed it? COOL!
ask me about the salt kid... that one is creepy (speaking of bodies craving what bodies need)
I looked at the pizza. Does that count?
licemn: "Liceman"? Rejected partners for Batman?
Hey.. can I add you to my links on my blog?
Damn straight you can sweetheart!
(And kaiser, wings are grody. The 3 taco's for a $1.35 or the Cheap Steak Sunday's are THE way to go. Yee HAW Wooden Nickels..! Which, to anyone that hasn't been to Tracy's won't know a single thing I'm talking about, Willis.)
sgxey? Sagitarrian Sexy?
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