1st the full moon gets ya...

And now we deal with libidinous conversations. Juices be flowin' people...(Mom, if you read this...EARMUFFS! Or, um, DARK SUNGLASSES!!!)

I am honestly amazed some days at the pervy shite that comes out of my mouth. (This, coming from a guy who can make twine making instructions sound pervy) BUT I'm even more amazed at the capacity for others to do the same. It really makes me smile.

An example:

Tex, Dora, and I hit "Love Bites" on Tuesday night. For some ssstrange random reason the thought of Bubble Gum ice-cream just, popped in my head. (My old favorite flavor as a kid, was Peppermint Bon-Bon, but there was this strange allure to vanilla ice cream and what amounted to little chunks of flavorless dime store gum. Heaven) So, I ask personwhowillremainnameless if they had ever had it before. The ice cream, I mean.

(And I’m condensing/paraphrasing the hell outta this, but my mind sorta shut down after hearing the response.)

"I sort of feel about it the way I feel about 69’ing. There’s just too much going on. Too many different things happening...you can't fully enjoy or focus on any of them. How are you supposed to enjoy what you're getting and concentrate on what you're giving at the same time? "

True dat.

Me? I had no problems with it, until the mechanics were broken down in detail. The scenario I keep coming up with would be engaging in naughty-naughty big kid time after, saaaay, sparring. And, you know, dah dum dah dum dah dum, you’re there, and she’s there, and she starts moving, the leg swings over your head and WHAMMO…you go into full on Ju-Jitsu, Greco-Roman, Kumite action and get your partner in "the cradle"…waiting for the tap out.

Adrenaline, is all I’m saying. And lack of being able to focus on-your-partner.


So, I’m sort of going to side with personwhowillremainnamelessbutisalsoprettygawdamnfunnytoboot-
Best to err on the side of focus and singular tasking. Zen. I mean I won’t turn it down if it happens, but I need to be perfectly open in regards to the serious and dangerous implications the mere act of simultaneous stimulation can and could cause.

I’m just sayin.