Shhhh, can you keep a secret?

A super-secret-

Have I ever explained the concept of super-secret boyfriends and girlfriends? Otherwise called "Blue Moon B/F’s or G/F’s". I’m sure I did at some point, which means I’ve already proven how terrible I am at keeping these "super secrets" BLAST!!! : )


I was explaining them to Tallen the other day at Kaisers show. (Which y’all shoulda checked out. It was pretty good. I have to give him shite because of the moment his character starts mackin’ on Louka…well let’s just say that Tallen and I noticed that it was a very "Kaiser" moment. Player.)

There are a few ground rules which need to be laid down:

1st- A blue moon girlfriend or boyfriend is one where there is absolutely no intention of naughtiness, whatsoever. The idea of sexual gratification or advancing the relationship is unthinkable and unnecessary. Why?

2- You could already be in a serious committed relationship while having a blue moon beef or geef. They too, may be in a long termer.

3- the dude or chick in question is probably a great, even bestest friend. They are someone you pal with and may already have an incredible amount in common. Even if you don’t get to see them all that often, you still have a compatible charm of someone you feel completely comfortable with. Together, you two just "get it".

4- Generally, they are very funny. The reason why there is no (and should be no) sexual commiserating is due to the fact that a terrific sense of wit and humor is usually used in lieu of actual fornication. Flirting would almost seem uncouth.

5- Both parties must be adept at smack talking. At other people, and especially toward each other. If you can take the slings and arrows of each other’s barbs. (And they shouldn’t be cutting or loutish.) Then you’ll understand the meaning. Benedick and Beatrice got nothing on you two.

6-NO Sex.

The reason that they are "blue moon" is because if the planets were aligned, the stars in the right place, and mass quantities of Ice Cream and Chocolate wouldn’t make you look like Grimace- you two would probably be dating. J was never a SSGF because she had already established herself as soul mate from the get go. (And though she is funny, snarky, and we have mucho in common- We still figured we probably wanted to do each other- So she is elevated from SSGF to future wife. Cool, huh?) I’ve actually had a couple of SSGF’s. (Polygamy is allowed with them.) Which is cool because they never get jealous.

You can either elect to tell your SSGF that you’d like them to be Your SSF if you desire, or be cool- and keep that quiet satisfaction to yourself. Mates, do not fear the SSG or BF as they will never take your place or cause your lover to stray. They’re a great partner to both of you.

They’re just…secret.