On a good day, it's surprising that I don't have more callouses on my feet from dragging them so much. Took me forever to get my black belt, I'm still working on finishing my college degree, I was 40 when I finally decided to get married. So of course I waited until I'm approaching my mid-40's to have our first kid. And I want to tell you about it. Interested?
Monday, May 23, 2005
I need a camera phone
Or some mental mouthwash.
The paper towel holder in our break room is empty, and right now looks suspiciously like a...(Sighs, grumbles) "double penetrator". Long shaft/short shaft with a bulbous end?
And I'm thinking I should bring to you and Kaisers Joint Berfday a papertowel holder (ala' Michael Graves metal Target Designed Double Penetrator looking thing)as a house warming gift.
Oh... sorry P... the house warming was last year... you'll have to give the Double Duty to someone else I guess... I'm so let down and depressed, I was looking forward to it sitting on my counter next to all my other, um, kitchen untencils.
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yes, yes you do... you need a camera phone
And I'm thinking I should bring to you and Kaisers Joint Berfday a papertowel holder (ala' Michael Graves metal Target Designed Double Penetrator looking thing)as a house warming gift.
Buhwah HA HA HAHAH!!!!!
Oh... sorry P... the house warming was last year... you'll have to give the Double Duty to someone else I guess... I'm so let down and depressed, I was looking forward to it sitting on my counter next to all my other, um, kitchen untencils.
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