This is just not gonna be pretty, is it?

"What size is this, Ed?"
"We got a large"
"Ha! Someone's been telling some exxxxaggerated stories about me, brother"
"Should we get you a medium?"
"Nah. I should be fine so long as the saddle bags don't fall out"
(Ed chuckles)
"So...do I need to try it on?"
"No. Well, did you want to try it on?"
"Ed. If I'm gonna be honest with you, I think I'm gonna wait until the last possible moment to put that fucker on. Pardon my French"
"I don't think that's French. And I understand"

"Thank you Ed. Thank you. Can I take the break away pants off now?"



So am I gonna need to shave my legs? That just seems like it'd be...weird.


Urgh.