On a good day, it's surprising that I don't have more callouses on my feet from dragging them so much. Took me forever to get my black belt, I'm still working on finishing my college degree, I was 40 when I finally decided to get married. So of course I waited until I'm approaching my mid-40's to have our first kid. And I want to tell you about it. Interested?
Saturday, November 04, 2006
This is just not gonna be pretty, is it?
"What size is this, Ed?"
"We got a large"
"Ha! Someone's been telling some exxxxaggerated stories about me, brother"
"Should we get you a medium?"
"Nah. I should be fine so long as the saddle bags don't fall out"
(Ed chuckles)
"So...do I need to try it on?"
"No. Well, did you want to try it on?"
"Ed. If I'm gonna be honest with you, I think I'm gonna wait until the last possible moment to put that fucker on. Pardon my French"
"I don't think that's French. And I understand"
"Thank you Ed. Thank you. Can I take the break away pants off now?"
So am I gonna need to shave my legs? That just seems like it'd be...weird.
Urgh.
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never do that again...lol....you are the best...kinda like wolverine...'cept he's the best at killing...but I'm sure there's something left for you
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