Traditionally, I used to hit downtown Mipples the day after Thksgvng to putz around. See the 8th floor exhibit of DAYTONS (yes, I said it) and have lunch with my dad. I've gotten away from that in recent years so I decided to do it again this year. Well, after some debate- Dorajar and I decided to forego the DT Mipples trip (Maybe, cough cough, to get FeeJ to come with?) and try to set our sights on a loftier Black Friday goal:
The Mother Loving Mall of America.
And we did. We bought nothing, but that doesn't diminish our pride in tackling that bitch of a mall. And yes, the crazy crazies were out in droves. Great Success.
Afterward, we hit the Lagoon for a mat of "For you Consideration" (A good Guest film. Good. It doesn't help that even if the movie isn't great- the man had me at "Spinal Tap". "A Princess Bride", and a "Guffman" later...I'm his bitch. There, I said it. And even for a lesser Guest film, it was good. Try viewing it as a pure Hollywood satire and I think you'll see what I mean.)
Then home and nap.
Can someone tell me why, for all of it's popularity, H and M sells shit that...for guys...really really likes to accentuate your bits? I'm a 3-pack boxer brief kind of guy, and all the single sale undiepants at H/M were...how shall I put this delicately? Cocktastic?
2 comments:
Superboner.
And yeah, everything was slim fit art dealer chic. Sadder still, a lot of the same styles in men's clothing are now being carried at Target. Including a black velvet men's blazer.
At Target.
H&M is hit and miss. If I ever get extra $$ and can get back there I'd love to pick up something that's not XXXL. That store is designed for anorexic heroin addicts.
byyly What we say when Mr.Reierson is leaving.
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