J and I had our Monday night together last night, so we decided to shop for bookshelves (To create a "Bookshelf Closet Wall", grab dinner and a movie. Dinner was fine (A Crapplebee's gift card we'd been sitting on for a few months) and while we were digesting the last vestiges of Tilapia (me) and Garlic Mash (her), we threw in our latest rental from VIDEO STARDOM!!!
Troy: Sucked Trojan Ass. Skip it. Skipitskipitskipit.
Comment #1 (before she fell asleep from boredom) "There'd better be either some fucking or fighting, 'cause this movie is boring the shit outta me!" (cue J Laughter)
Comment # 2: (Lovey Dovey scene between Legolas and WhutsHerButt) P- "Christ...Act lately, Helen?" and J's "He sucks too."
Comment #3: "Poor Peter O'Toole. That guy was in, like, Creator..."
Comment #4: "Pitt's pointing his sword again. Just...pointing"
Comment #5: "Are you still full from dinner? I mean to, y' know? What? Oh..you're sleeping. Riiiight"
Avoid. This movie will cause dumbness.
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