My co-worker who has been out of the office for a week (On vacay in Utah and Colorado) tells me this story:
"I came home and tossed down my bags, when I was overcome with a horrible smell- Skunk. I'm creepin' around, thinking I don't wanna surprise is in case it sprays! Nothing upstairs, so I slooooowly open the basement door and I no sooner get onto the first step when I see it sleepin' in the crawlspace not two feet away: Mama and her babies! So now I gotta skunk problem, and I have no idea what I'm gonna do!"
Me:
"Maybe you could cover your body in garbage bags like the kids at day camp who couldn't afford poncho's? You know, duct tape off the area's where there are gaps, and then where like a hockey helmet and some heavy gloves?"
Him:
"Maybe"
Me:
"Buddy? This is why I live in the city"
I've worked in the 'burbs too long. Anybody got a cubicle gopher job Downtown that pays well? I'm a "creative type". "High Energy". "Team Player".
You let this guy know.
3 comments:
Come work in my building!! Whenever you needed to blow off some frass, you could hang out in the museum for a while. Plus, I have a dorm fridge in my office, and I won't eat your yogurt. Unless I get it mixed up with mine. It'll be brilliant!
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Yeah, sure, okay. That'd be 2 P brother's working for the Big Gay Wagon Company...Dangerous.
Skyway Ninja's...
Oh, Redwright? The handicap sign is for me. "I am handicapped...I'm psychotic..."
DABLDUS?
Dabble Douche?
Would down town st paul work? We have our own fridge in HR--kinda nice. And you would be around creative people who have minds that are, well, more complex then yours--and you can have stuffed animals in your office (my current, Catbert the evil HR director)and star wars stuff hangin' on the walls. Now if I could just get you a job here that matches your experience with our needs....hrm....
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