Batman and Robin, Brannagh's Frankenstein, Troy, The Phantom Menace (Except for the last fight) )...All terrible movies that barely, baaaarely made it into the DVD/VCR.
Now, did you ever notice that when you're in a movie theatre, you're kinda stuck? Yeah, sure you can always walk out, but there is that part of me that says "Hey P, you just spent ($5-$9) on a movie...might as well stick it out"
Well. This movie pretty much was one where I was stuck. Like, LaBrea Tar pit stuck.
Just. Ugh. Milla is hot and everything, but even that and a bare-ass shot weren't enough to redeem this sad, silly little movie. It should have come equipped with a ring that contains a cyanide pill. IJS.*
Avoid. Please. You can find a heck of a lot better "ass kicking womyn empowering" movies out there. Or re-watch "The 5th Element".
I need a brain cleaning.
* What the movie really needed was to be rated R, have more bloodshed, more nudity, and more vampire mythology. Instead, we get "Milla kills everyone...whether it be one dude, or 1,000 dudes". Just, bleargh.
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Anything to help cleanse the movie Ultraviolet from my brain. It was liquid pain. Wimmer needs a vacation.
umtzw? "You might try ze wine..."
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