Fitty tings you'll die to know about me...

1. My roommate and I once: Danced around to the Rolling Stones in the kitchen.

2. Never in my life have I: Jumped out of a plane or swam with sharks (That I knew of)

3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is: Ry-Gonn

4. High school was: Fine. (I went to college my senior year, so meh.)

5. When I’m nervous: I breathe deeply6. The last time I cried was: I think a little misty last night during "V".

7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: Nope.

9. My hair: Is shorter than I want it.

10. When I was 5: I started the Spider-Man fan club and wore my costume to school under my clothes.

11. Last Christmas: I spent pretty fooking miserably on my parents sofa. Thanks for bringing up that memory, meme. While you're at it, why not give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? Sheesh

12. When I turn my head left: I say "Ow". (Stiff neck)

13. I should be: Less worrisome

14. When I look down I see: My crotchable

15. The craziest recent event was: Waking up yesterday at 4:45am to ensure I could make it in to work by 5:45am.

16. If I were a character on Friends I’d be: Shouldn't the TV show be more popular or topical? I mean, Friends has been off the air now for, what...2 years? 3 years? What if I just said that I would like to be Captain Kirk. Or the 4th Doctor? Would that be cool?

17. By this time next year: I hope to be calmer...or Deadlier.

18. My favorite Aunt is: I like'em all fer fook's sake.

19. I have a hard time understanding: Other's lack of understanding or sensitivity.

20. One time at a family gathering: I got drunk and picked up my cousin who used to bully me by his ankles and dunked him in the hotel hot tub. He promptly turned around and did the same to me.

21. You know I “like” you if: I hump your leg.

22. If I won an award, the first person(people) I’d thank: My family, who has never failed me.

23. Take my advice: Relax. Don't take things so gawdamn seriously

24. My ideal breakfast is: coffee... LOTS of coffee. And egg beaters.

25. If you visit my home town: You might wanna keep your window's rolled up on the East side.
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26. Sometime soon I plan to visit: Cali, NYC, Duluth, Boundry Waters, and when the weather is warmer- Taylor's Falls. It's a summer town, you know?

27. If you spend the night at my house: Anticipate being serenaded by the 'Bean.

28. I’d stop my wedding if: Seriously? Fuck off #28.

29. The world could do without: I was gonna say"intolerance" but I think Nixie put it best, so I'm gonna go with "assholes" too.

30. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Eat canned mushrooms. Barf.

31. The most recent thing I’ve bought myself is: A coat rack.

32. The most recent thing someone else bought for me is: A Movie ticket.

33. My favorite blonde is: Portana-sota (You 're really one of the only blondies I know, darlin'. Bottled or not.)

34. My favorite brunette is: You know, where are all the other hair colors? What if I know someone who's had all of them in one year? I happen to know a couple of terrific brunettes, some brassy and sassy redheads, a couple of fave's who have hair so black it shines...And those are just the dudes.

35. My car must have a sign on it that reads: Bumper stickers are for douchebags. (Although the one I saw at Calhoun square that said "I ran into my ex the other day...so I put the car in reverse and ran over'em again" would have been a pretty tempting impulse buy.

36. The last time I was drunk: December. Thanks for driving me FeeJ...I was wicked pissed.

37. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds: Me. I want to be "P with Wings". Wait. That makes me sound like a maxi-pad.

38. I shouldn’t have been: So agreeable

40. Last night I: Played vid's with Ry-Gonn at Gameworks and saw the movie "V for Vendetta" later with Mopes, Linden, and the Chucklet.

41. There’s this girl I know who: deserves the best, and feel really good about herself.

42: I don’t know: Why I have such a bitch of a time calling people back right away. I feel like an a$$hole.

43. A better name for me would be: Porkchop Maru. Or Frassypants Giblet. Maybe Teabag Carpettack? Yukon Cornelius? Lorenzo Lamas?Chickentime Clownshoes?

44. If I ever go back to school I’ll: Finish.

45. How many days until my birthday?: 9 months. You do the math. I'll be sending out my birthday list next week. Never too early to start, y'know? I like cologne that doesn't smell like gasoline, and top shelf liquor that I can serve friends and loved ones.

46. One dead celebrity I wish I’d met is: Martin Luther King Jr , Ernest Hemingway, Bruce Lee.

47. I’ve lived at my current address since: January 2005

48. I’ve been told I look like: Sean Penn, Bryan Brown, Robert Englund, Ryan Stiles, Patrick Dempsey, Robin Williams, Grimace, a Hairy Gonad, my Dad.

49. If I could have any car, it would be: The A-Team van.

50. If I got a new dog tomorrow, I would name it: Bruno Ponce-Jones