Layer's

Name: Harcourt P Parkenfarker-Nelson-Smith-Johnson-Larson
Birthday: My buddy sez I should clam about this, so I’m clamming.
Current Location: Nipple Grove
Hair Color: Dirty Brown
Righty or Lefty: Righty, Kick Lefty.
Zodiac Sign: Capricornicus Pornicus

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your fears: Financial Ruination, Losing My House, Cancer
Your perfect pizza: Luce’ Greek Pizza. Yum-tastic
Goal for future: Get out of debt. Seriously.

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW:
Your thoughts first waking up: I wonder if I should get up now, or go back to bed. Bed won. Your best physical feature: I have detatched earlobes. (Seriously. I don't see any.)
Your most missed memory: Not missed, but the summer of 1999 was a damn fine summer.

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK: Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke
McDld's or Burger King: BK has the better Grilled Chicken Sammich. Hands down. And Veggie Burgers, Yo.
Single or group dates: Single.
Adidas or Nike: New Balance
Lipton Tea or Nestea: Long Island
Chocolate or vanilla: There’s a time and place for both
Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee. Dark.

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Smoke: I’m smokin’!
Take a shower: I’m a giver not a taker
Think you've been in love: Oh yes. Many times. And it’s fan-fucking-tastic.
Believe in yourself: Not as much as I should.

LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank alcohol: Yurp.
Gone to the mall: Nurp.
Been on stage: Yurp.
Eaten Sushi: Oh Yes. Chino Happy Hour people: Cheap, and good.
Been dumped: No
Gone skating: No
Dyed your hair: No

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER:
Played a stripping game: Yup. 1993. After a holiday singing gig. I lost. But the winner was wearing more layers, so I think it was rigged. I’m just glad I was wearing festive holiday skivvies.
Changed who you were to fit in: I’ve tried occasionally when I was younger. I think that plain old flibbertygibbet me is the easiest.

LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD:
Age you're hoping to be married: I’m kinda not going to think I’m going to do this for a goodly long while.

LAYER NINE: IN A GIRL/GUY:
Best eye color: Bloodshot or closed.
Best hair color: According to ‘Peppa, apparently I have a penchant for brunettes. Truth is I’ll take what I can get.
Clothing style: Casual to Nakey. Overalls are good. Hip, Urban, Gypsy/Hippy. Just not trendy. Vom.

LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING:
1 MINUTE AGO: This stoopid survey I kiped from my friend.
1 HOUR AGO: Working
1 DAY AGO: See above
1 YEAR AGO:

Wow.
Just getting back from a really lousy Vegas vacation. Finishing my patio. Stubbornly ignoring relationship “red-flags”. Hoping to get out of debt and get married.

LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE:

I LOVE: Breakfast
I FEEL: All right.
I HATE: Arrogance. Egocentricism. Judgement. Self-Righteousness. Iceberg Lettuce.
I HIDE: My adult movie collection
I MISS: My friend Ryan. I haven’t seen him a whole heck of a lot lately and this chagrin’s me.
I NEED: A second job.
I WANT: Food