Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Ice-T is 47?

Damn. "F--- the berf-day, F---, F---, F--- the berfday..." Uhhh. Yeah. Reading Rainbow LaForge is 48. That just floors me too.


So my new friend Chizz-Ad and I were hovering over the craft services table last night around 2 am. I was trying to hold off on snacking, but boredom and coldness settled in, so we started picking through the spread. Sample dialogue:

"What are those?"
"Terra Chips"
"Terra Chips?"
"Yeah...cause they 'Terra-rize' yo ass."

"_____ you ain't right"
"Yo man...I ain't trippin'"
(More punchy tired laughter)

Guess who was who in that exchange.

It was good time though. 8:30pm to 3:15 a.m. The talent (I love it when they call us that) all agreed that we had a pretty fun time. I held off the caffeine all day until shoot time (This is hard for me folks, so, a little sympathy.) and didn't actually get on camera until 1 a.m. So it was a long night. A few cool things I learned was that many of us live in the NE Mpls area, the make-up lady went to my H.S. albeit, 18 years before me. (She told us that she's going up to work on that new Theron movie today.) andwe all started in on how beautiful we all thought Tina Turner was. And that Mad Max:BT was an underrated movie.

I can't help feeling that I was "the weakest link". (I kept telling the director that "Mr. Waste-y Film" was ready for his close up.) A touchy medium, film. Having a good look is everything. Sad but true. Me? I look like Sean Penn, Ryan Stiles, Danny Kaye, and Robin Williams love child. You know...if they, like, all pulled a "Twins" and made milkshake or sompthin'...

Anyone see the new Salmon sub at Subway yet? (Just in time for Lent!) I love salmon, but, eeeeeeee. I think I'll be sticking with the S.O.C.T. A Salmon Sammy just sounds Barfy.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A Salmon Sammy just sounds Barfy.
Not to mention that a) they're either lying about is being AK Wild-Caught Salmon, or b) they're contributing to over-fishing. One or the other, no good.

The Weef.