I read Portana-dana-dana's blog about her home woes a few weeks ago. She was pretty upset about the repairs, sleeping in the cold, etc...but the issues (like most problems in life) eventually passed. I'm trying to bear all of that in mind this very very second, after I just got informed that the company who installs our countertop is going to require "up to" 4 weeks to install after they get to do their final measuring. That they are going to get to Monday.
-Which means I won't have a completed kitchen until July.
-Which means (officially) I am now going to have gone 7 months without a working kitchen.
-Which means no party
Please excuse me for one moment.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckfuckfuckfuckfuckityfuckingfuckfuckabillydingdong
rassinfuckoramakissing furfuckballgreaseassmotherpisscockshitbiterdicklicking
mofoingfuckbaconshitfuckymisspelledfcuckingsuckalotofhairyfuckingballs
cockrabbitacidbitingbilespewingdicksnifferfargittynaynaygawdammit!!!!!!
So I thought of something completely inconsequential which makes no sense to be funny and make myself smile.
"If the perception of the action seems inappropriate to others...it probably gives me a boner"
(Portion of that was lifted from HR's "sensitivity training" guide. I got yer sensitivity right here, baby)
4 comments:
Have the party! We'll bring the plywood to cover the counter. We'll bring whatever you need, heck, with all the people you know, someone could bring you a working kitchen sink I bet. You should celebrate the day with love all around you... no hiding in your home and moping about. Happy Happy Happy! Because you deserve to be.
Well P--
My sagas actually continue. I get the gas company over to inspect my furnace and the nob that regulates heat wont turn the heat on. I used to cry, now I just resign myself to a sigh and do what needs to be done. All of this happens in life for a reason and I am supposing my furnace fracas has a reason in my life. Perhaps it is to save on my natural gas bill, perhaps it is teaching me the much needed patience and serenity I need in my life, perhaps it is telling me to get the fuck out of the house while I can before anything else goes wrong....who knows. Resignation seems to work well and I move on with life. I am hoping this is but a blip in your life as well...
Oh, and give J a hug. Shes gonna need it. And maybe some of that ice cream that she loves...that will make her smile. :D
1) You only need to get out of the house when the house says "Get OUUUUTTT" and flies cover the walls...ala' Amityville. But who knows, yer in MT- There's bound to be some form of insect SOMEWHERE.
2) The reason that it is happening is so that you can rename yourself "Half Pint" and make believe you are on "Little House"
(Insert theme here: Dah, Dah-Dah, De Dah diddle Daaaaah!")
And tallen, love. We're still gonna post pone. Much to do, as the March Hare sez...Soon enough, my dearie. Sooooon
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