(E-mail from P, to P's friend Gay-SSSsspshshsssteve.)

"Oompa, Loompa Doompity Dump,
I know a midget-that you can hump...
Oompa, Loompa, Doompity Day,
I pretty sure, the little guy's gay... "


His response?:

"Dude, you're gonna get me fired. Oh, btw I'm going to Stevie Nicks."


Mine?

"What? Isn't that the 'One More Sandwich' tour?"

Him:

"You're mean. Funny stuff, but mean"

Me:

"You can gooo your own waaaaaay.....As long as it's Subway-e-yaaay"



A little punchy today. Countertops have been delivered and installed, and I've got a major You-Know-Whut to get home and see 'em. It's either that, or I've a hormone imbalance. Causing the...you-know-wh...nevermind.

Somedays, this is just the way the gears turn.