Big day tomorrow!

All right kids.

In spite of all the dings and bumps we've all endured, tomorrow marks the one and only time* you'll be able to see "Great Moments in Kung Fu Theatre History" at the Illusion. 8pm, the Illusion Theatre in Downtown Mipples**. If you like martial arts, theatre, wrestling, Mexploitation, breakdancing, video games, history, and yours truly*** beating the s#it out of myself...this one's for you.

Don't miss it!

http://norefundstheatre.com


*I say that like they'll never re-mount it...the kings of re-mounting. 'Cept this time around they may very well be serious, so why risk missing it?
**Reception to follow. Very possibly be hitting the L.T afterwards for dancing and more sweating/imbibing. Mopes...I'll need a shower.
***I hope it looks good, 'cause it's really feckin' painful. (sighs) One show, right? It's just for one show.

While I'm pimping, go see this show tonight!

Join the Reunited Scrimshaws for a European Themed Variety Show! FEATURING Special Guests Craig Johnson and The Gerturde Stein Players!* The Comedy of Tim Uren and Jimmy Desimone! The Dance of Hidden Pudenda! The Song Stylings of Pablo! Drinking! Vacation Slides!

More Drinking!
More Vacation Slides!
TWO NIGHTS ONLY!
Friday, June 2nd and Saturday, June 3rd 10 pm at the Bryant Lake Bowl Theater 810 West Lake Street in Minneapolis
$12/$10 with a Fringe Button
For reservations call 612-825-8949