Thursday, December 18, 2008

Dear Local Gym...

I am glad, that you got my SO into your free fitness classes.

As a practitioner who's family has been involved in the arts which are martial for many a year, I actually thinks that it is cool that "cardio-kick" has enamored her of late.

However, when I roll over in the middle of the night with a bout of insomnia, go to smooch her cheek, and she cold cocks me with a hook at 3:30 in the morning on my jaw...Well...

I beg of you to not get her too warrior-ed up.


With much gratitude,

Me

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