Attention...
Someone fashioned a large p#nis and testicles around a tree somewhere between St. Anthony Pkwy and 37th Ave NE on Central Ave. I crap you negative, I'm driving to the bank when out of my peripheral vision I spy with my little eye the snow pushed up cylindrically around a smallish tree-trunk and a bulbous area at the top. At the base (Well, where the snow berm is) were two huge snow balls. This would have all gone unnoticed by yours truly, dismissing it as just snow-plow fodder except...
The person spraypainted the darn thing pink.
If you live in, or around the NE Mipples/Columbia Heights area and can catch it before night fall...do. I almost ran off the road laughing. And wanted to kick myself for losing my cell phone.
That is all.
(Quick edit: After returning from class on Saturday, I brought a camera with and managed to snap a picture that is liable to look like nothing to the normal view. Sufficed to say, the balls had tree branch hairs sticking out of it to give the appearance of "hairs"...Seriously, I can't make this up.)
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So, DID the picture turn out? We must see (though your description's darned crackin').
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