They threw it out.
This epic opus I've been on this week to see if my creamer would go unsullied comes to a tragic and abrupt end this morning. As I made my bleary eyed way to the fridge, I mindlessly reached in the back to obtain my beloved coffee mate only to withdraw empty handed. "But, but...it was there yesterday?!? And with puh-LENTY to spare. So clever, you are, my friend. Writing snarky notes works the BEST! Ah. Ha. Haaaa".
Nope. My initial deduction is that some mammy-jam read the little novella I taped to the side of the bottle and was grossed out. If there is any justice in the world, it'll have been the yahoo who was bogarting my creamer.
That's some redonkulous bullshit to start a Friday.
2 comments:
I thought the note idea was awesome - I guess its on to the laxative idea next.
Dude. passiveaggressivenotes.com Look it up. It'll brighten your day, and plus...maybe you'll see your note on there someday soon. :)
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