The new system roll out has got our buildings in a panic. Management tries to apply a positive reinforcement salve by letting us be "casual" for the next week and a half, and also instituing the popular "Theme Days". Yesterday, for example, was "Jersey Day" (Which means "Every Friday" if you're Kaiser)...Since I don't own any major sports teams, I had to break out the old HS jersey and explain to people that "Yes, I know they are Packer colors" and "Noooo, this is the foo'ball jersey of the PC Pirates baby...you're looking at the lightest O-lineman in their HS history...yeeeeeah!"
Today is "hat" day. More specifically "baseball cap day". So, out of the 3 "legitimate" baseball caps I own (The rest being for painting/manual labor/wearing to the gym because they have big sweat stains) I choose ever so wisely to wear my USA Karate hat. Nice little black number, w/Gold stencilling.
And WTF to my surprise? Nobody, and I mean NOBODY remembered to wear their flapsnappin' hats. Except one rassin'frassin rep over in policy acct'ng. And its a flippin' Nascar Asscar hat.
(Grumble) I'd take my hat off, but I didn't comb my hair. And my hair, when messy, scares small children. Swear.
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Heh... funny. Power Outage here in good ole Bloomington from the storm. I am also wearing a baseball cap.
Seriously, the Nascar woman wasn't even wearing her hat. I pointed at her and yelled "NASCAR?!?! RepreSENT!" She said she would put it on later after her hair "stopped frizzing"...So I asked her to put it on anyway...She did. And her hair started poking out in all sorts of directions. "Huh" (say I) "Your hair kinda looks like Nick Nolte's after a 3-day bender of Jack and Roofies"
I'm amazed I'm still employed here.
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