"Baby it's cold, inside?"
Apparently all the boys in "Monty" received these as closing night gifts. (The ladies received burlesque styled "g-strings") They were a gift from the ass't director, aptly named a "Willy Warmer"
You heard me. I didn't really know I was gonna get this until she asked me what my favorite color shade is. I put two pics up so you could get an idea where, you know...you're bits are supposed to go . No. She did not take measurements. She made them all "one size fits most wieners".
Oh, and sorry I didn't get any costume pics (of any costumes) from "Monty". I was gently reminded that posting pictures of me in assless chaps for the world and family to see was...probably not a great idea?
Meh. If I can re-size them correctly, maybe I can find some more photo's of H'ween '06. They aren't much better in terms of their embarrassment factor.
Ugly baby, Frassy Stripper.
You're terrible, Muriel.
ReplyDeleteI love you both, but if either of you promises to show up anywhere "with bells on," I'm gonna laugh like a moron.
ReplyDeleteYeah, the applications of the thing as an actual prophylactic are really limiting. I mean, it isn't really a receptacle as much as an absorber?
ReplyDeleteAnd wouldn't it shrink if you wash it? On "delicate" perhaps? Or would the bells rust? So many questions.
MVYPE: My very yummy...
Nope. Even I'm not pervy enough to go there. ; P