On a good day, it's surprising that I don't have more callouses on my feet from dragging them so much. Took me forever to get my black belt, I'm still working on finishing my college degree, I was 40 when I finally decided to get married. So of course I waited until I'm approaching my mid-40's to have our first kid. And I want to tell you about it. Interested?
"Oh. Hai. Ur homez urly! Itz not whut youz tink, rlly!!!"
Sigh.
Last night he tried to steal my soul in my sleep. For real. I woke up and he was curled up by my head, face right in mine, sucking out my soul through my nose.